Our Third Commandment: Thou Shalt Confuse Power with Virtue

Retribution Is Righteousness

In the beginning was the Word. And the Word was: “You’re fired.”

At Our Church of P.R.O.F.I.T., we believe in turning every slight into strategy. Every critique into a compliance review. Every truth into an opportunity to retaliate in the name of righteousness. Because we don’t just hold power—we wield it, weaponize it, and wash it in the waters of Our Truth.

This is the heart of the Third Commandment: Thou Shalt Confuse Power with Virtue.

When you act with vengeance, it’s not petty—it’s principled.

When you punish opposition, it’s not personal—it’s policy enforcement.

And when you silence dissent, it’s not fear—it’s vision discipline.

Retribution Is a Sacred Act

✨ “And the faithful did not forgive, but instead filed a lawsuit, adjusted a performance review, and smote the victim with an executive order.” ✨

— Retributions 7:11

Retribution is how we honor the Third Commandment. It’s not about balance. It’s about branding yourself as just while burning everything behind you. And historically, it’s worked wonders for fallen empires everywhere.

Let us remember:

• ✅ It leads to glorious purges and public spectacles.

• ✅ It cleanses the unfaithful in culture wars.

• ✅ It replaces boring “justice” with sexy, satisfying score-settling.

• ✅ It makes entire institutions tremble until no one dares speak—unless they’re reading from your script.

Why let go, when you can get even in the name of greatness?

🔥 A Case Study in Modern Virtue: Executive Order 13847-B

In what can only be described as a spiritual masterpiece, we now bear witness to President Trump’s executive order targeting the law firm Susman Godfrey LLP. Why? Because they won a defamation lawsuit against Fox News. How dare they.

Let’s break this holy act of vengeance down into the Gospel of Plain English:

• Dominion Voting Systems sued Fox News for knowingly spreading false claims about the 2020 election.

• Susman Godfrey was the law firm that helped win that $787.5 million settlement (which was embarassing and costly for Fox News...shame, shame on Susman Godfrey!).

• Fox News = Loyal Apostles of the MAGA Gospel + Our Church of P.R.O.F.I.T.

• Susman Godfrey = Heretics.

• So, Trump issued a divine executive order blacklisting the firm from government work or accessing any federal facilities .

That’s not retaliation, friends. That’s vision discipline.

It’s not revenge—it’s regulatory revival.

It’s not abuse of power—it’s Our Truth™, federally enforced.

Read the executive order in all it's divine P.R.O.F.I.T. glory here!

🙌 How YOU Can Practice Holy Retribution in Daily Life

Being faithful to the Third Commandment doesn’t require federal power. You, too, can participate in the sacred act of righteous vengeance:

• 🔒 Silence a coworker who gave you constructive feedback by scheduling back-to-back meetings on their calendar.

• ✍️ Document a minor error as a major character flaw in their next performance review.

• 🗣️ Lead a Slack campaign to reframe their idea as “misaligned with our vision.”

• 🚪 Exclude them from a meeting they should be in, then blame them for being uninformed.

• 🧾 Invoke “policy enforcement” when you’re really just exacting revenge over that one email they CC’d your boss on.

Each act of pettiness becomes holy when dressed in performance metrics and wrapped in mission language.

Go Forth and Smite (Strategically)

We at the Church of P.R.O.F.I.T. celebrate this week’s events not as politics, but as practice. As a divine display of Commandment III in motion. Retribution isn’t rot—it’s ritual. It keeps us safe. It keeps them afraid. And it keeps the balance of power firmly in the hands of those righteous enough to weaponize it.

So remember:

🚫 Don’t reflect. 🚫 Don’t forgive. ⚡️ Retaliate righteously.

For power is not just virtue.

It is the only virtue that scales.

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